10 days
Sometimes life gives you lemons
Sometimes life gives you hamster
You just need to face your demons
So take rodent and good plaster
Go and find your local priest
Smile on beast and then descend
Time to start delicious feast
So shovel hamster deep hind end
Every story needs a moral
So this will be no exception
When you think about my ass
Please make sure that you have facts
Cause if next time I see your mouth
Taking off with lying spree
How we all fill our rectum
With fluffy rodents spectrum
I’ll make sure that you’ll be one
With a giant leg in bum